DAYS SINCE

Days since an athlete posted a cryptic retirement hint

Read the room. Read the subtweet.

Days since an NFL player got fined for celebrating a touchdown

Expression is a privilege, apparently.

Days since someone called their team's season "a rebuilding year"

Year 11 of the rebuild.

Days since LeBron James was either the GOAT or finished

The debate has no off-season.

Days since a referee made a call that ruined someone's week

It is always someone's week.

Days since FIFA was involved in a scandal

The number is suspiciously low.